Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle All The Way! Christmas is near so lets see what we can do! Story Time!!! Based on The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, Also if you don’t want to read the story then skip to the bottom it has the review :).
Narrator: Once upon a time there was a small town called WhoVille, with small people and large. It was a cold night and all was fair until a green fellow came out of there.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Amy, when is Christmas
Amy: It will be in exactly 20 days.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Oh boy I can't wait!
Narrator: Shroomy Lou Hoo was always excited about Christmas because he always knew a new map would come out. As Shroomy Lou Hoo finished saying wait! His father walked into the door.
HempKnight: Hello Shroomy, Hello Amy.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Hi Daddy!
Amy: Hi Dad!
HempKnight: Where is mom?
Amy: She went Christmas shopping.
HempKnight: Very good it's always good to get a head start on gift-wrapping.
Narrator: In WhoVille they had a few things to worry about... The one thing they worried about was the Big Bad Green Grinch. He was a mean one, and a green one. He was 5'6 and had a plan to steal Christmas.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: CHRISTMAS
Narrator: Shroomy Lou Hoo was so excited that Christmas had come. He ran to his sister Amy and then ran to his Father and yelled and screamed that Christmas was hear, but it was 2:00 AM, but that didn't stop him from going to the Christmas Tree. He ran to the Christmas tree to see the big tree there. It was covered in ornaments and candy canes. Shroomy Lou Hoo's mother was outside putting up the final decoration lights for the WhoVille "Who Can Light Up WhoVille!” Their next-door neighbor had always won the competition, but this year was different. Meanwhile The Grinch was working in his cave with his dog Plague.
Grinch: Hmmm, *Rubs hands together* What can I do to ruin those WhoVille people's Christmas Plague?
Plague: Woof Woof!
Grinch: I will write up a plan that will destroy Christmas forever!
Narrator: The Grinch worked on his plan all morning until 10:00 AM. He worked and worked thinking of all kinds of ways to make a plan. Once he finished it turned out to be a map of WhoVille.
Grinch: This will work perfectly!
Narrator: The Grinch then went lower into his cave to go see if he could find something to wear to go to the party that he was invited to. Little did the WhoVille people, The Grinch was going to light the party on fire! The Grinch found clothes to wear and went down to WhoVille to go to the party. Meanwhile in WhoVille Shroomy Lou Hoo was wondering what The Grinch's cave was like. He decided to leave when his parents and sister went to the party.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Bye Mom, Bye Dad, Bye Amy! Have Fun!
Mom, Hemp, and Amy: Have fun!
Narrator: Shroomy Lou Hoo got ready to leave his home in search of the cave. He went up the hill and as he was going up the hill he saw another part of WhoVille that he never went to before. It was beautiful, it had snow falling and many houses there were animals he had never seen before called a TaunTaun. There were about 8 of them in a small pen for you to go play with. Next to them was this huge ride that lifts you in the air and you can see all of the land. Shroomy Lou Hoo was so amazed he went and made little snowmen around the place and he then saw the giant ramp and slide. He yelled AWESOME! And ran to the slide, he slid down and was launched in the air then magically put right back where the ramp began. Then he went on the slide it was green with a clear top so you can watch everyone go weeee! That one teleported him too right back where the slide was once the ride ended. Shroomy Lou Hoo then saw a giant door and decided to see what was on the other side. Something strange about this part of WhoVille was it was isolated from all the other parts of WhoVille it was separated by beautiful snowy mountains. Shroomy Lou Hoo passed the large doors to see the houses. Almost all the houses were locked except for one, he walked into the door and noticed a fireplace and two comfy chairs that did not like they came out of a Dr.Suess world.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Oh what a beautiful place, but where are all the people?
Narrator: There were no people there because the Grinch had scared them away a long time ago and no one ever dared to go back up there, and Shroomy Lou Hoo then figured out what the Grinch would do to the other WhoVille. So Shroomy Lou Hoo ran out of Whoville and went up the mountain farther and farther until he reached The Grinch's cave. He went inside and looked around the cave and he saw the Grinch's dog, Plague, he began snarling at Shroomy Lou Hoo and Shroomy Lou Hoo began talking to the dog.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Good little doggy.
Plague: Grrr! Woof! Woof!
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Here is a piece of meat straight from my pants.
Narrator: Plague ran up to Shroomy Lou Hoo and wham! Shroomy Lou Hoo smacked Plague over the head with his shoe.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Sorry little guy.
Narrator: Shroomy Lou Hoo then had a time of bad gas and just kept letting some gas out poisoning the walls of the caves so when the Grinch came back he would be poisoned hopefully. Shroomy Lou Hoo ran around the cave until he came upon a paper rolled up.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: I found it! Lets see what it says. :O He is going to light the giant Christmas tree in Whoville on fire!!!! What can I do!!!
Narrator: Shroomy Lou Hoo thought and thought and he finally came up with a plan he went and whistled and 2 giant Kiebler Elves came to help.
Kiebler Elf 1: Ho, Ho there little guy what do you need?
Shroomy Lou Hoo: The Grinch is going to Steal Christmas!
Kiebler Elf 2: You mean that Canadian Grinch?
Kiebler Elf 1: No you idiot he’s talking about the green one that Dr.Suess made duh.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: *Sigh* never rely on Kiebler Elves to do the job they are shipped from Indonesia.
Narrator: Shroomy Lou Hoo had to run down the hill to WhoVille. Once he got to the bottom he was covered in snow and he ran straight to the party. Once he got to the party he broke out into a song.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk. Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splot With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. With a nauseous super-naus. You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse. Mr. Grinch.
You're a three Decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce.
Grinch: How Dare you! Everyone behold this is a match! I am about to light this Christmas Tree on fire and no one can stop me!
Narrator: It seemed to be the end of Christmas for the Who’s, but it wasn’t.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: You will never be able to the tree is plastic moron.
Grinch: Impossible! I planned it all out!
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Exactly I went into your cave and got the plans and I see this little map you had of the old Whoville.
*Gasps in the crowd*
Mayor ColdCanadian: What are you talking about Shroomy Lou Hoo?
Shroomy Lou Hoo: There is another WhoVille full of fun and games and a few houses.
Mayor ColdCanadian: So, what did The Grinch do to the old WhoVille?
Shroomy Lou Hoo: No need to call him the Grinch anymore I also found his Birth Certificate. His real name is James Volbi.
Mayor ColdCanadian: Wait, James Volbi where have I heard that name before… that’s right! You’re from Whoville! You were born on Christmas Eve and never liked Christmas as a child and still you don’t!
Volbi: You people are too smart, too bad the Christmas tree has melted as you idiots were talking.
Mayor ColdCanadian: That’s fine Christmas will always be in our hearts and in Whoville. Also Shroomy Lou Hoo please tell us about this wonderful place called old Whoville.
Narrator: When Mayor ColdCanadian said “Christmas will always be in our hearts and Whoville” Volbi’s smile became so bright everyone says those words opened his heart and made him realize that Christmas is not about gift giving, but being with family.
Shroomy Lou Hoo: Well, it is a great looking place. It was made by Onobi Foondu and he did a really good job. It has this thing called bot support so you can add bots! Then when you go its playing awesome Christmas music I was swinging back and forth. There was this giant free fall looking ride and I kept going up and down on it. There was one house that I was able to go into and there was a fireplace and two couches, but they didn’t look like Whoville furniture they were too blocky. There were little Frosty the Snowmen around the place and Candy Canes that were crossed. There is a giant slide that you can stand and run through and then when you reach the end your about to fall on the ice and it teleports you straight back onto the platform where the slide started from! Then there is this giant ramp that if you go down it, it launches you into the sky and you teleport back up when you hit a certain level. There is a smaller ramp for the little people too. There were these strange creatures called a TaunTaun and I rode them down the slides and it was fun! Then there was even a welcome sign! There were even new textures that were made for the map it was so cool! I really want to go live there so maybe we can all migrate over there! Then we can have FFAs! It’s even surrounded by mountains with a nice sky and beautiful lighting. Last, but not least there was even a Ski lift! So you could go and check Whoville out, it was really really really cool. I really liked old WhoVille it was awesome, I think I shall call it the Whoville!
Narrator: Well, Christmas did stay in their heart and all the love of Christmas filled the air and it fixed the Christmas tree and almost all of people in WhoVille moved to the new WhoVille including Volbi. Volbi lived with Shroomy Lou Hoo and Volbi’s dog Plague lived with them also. They all lived happily ever after and Shroomy Lou Hoo got his first light saber for Christmas. Volbi got the best thing ever Canadian bacon. Amy got an “I like em big” gun for the whole family to use and that night they all saw Santa flying to Canada in his newest sled The Canada 2000. Happy Holidays everyone!
Hope you All Enjoyed the Story.
New Textures: Yes Bot Support: Yes New Music: Yes! Game Types: FFA
*************************** JEDI ACADEMY MODIFICATION *************************** Title : Christmas in whoville Author : Onobi Foondu E-Mail : firstname.lastname@example.org Website : http://www.swellcast.com/madcouncil/ File Name : Christmas_final File Size : 19.8 mb Date Released : 12/6/03 Description :Ok well lets start of by saying in no way or no how is this map a replica of Whoville.Dr Suess has always been my favorite of mine since i was kid to now as and adult.So this is Just a fresh approach to something different.It does have a nice whoville theme though.Mountain terrian a clear blue sky with the snow falling ever so gently.With odly shape houses that are lined with christmas lights and festive decaration with candy canes lolli pops spread across the lancsape.To the other side of town you will almost find something of an amusement park.With some rides for christmas fun.Ice skating,slides,the grinches leap,tube rides,a chair lift so you your freinds can ride around over the tops of the town just hanging out watching people getting a saber in there eye(YOU'LL POKE YOUR OUT)LOL.It also makes a great sniper point for your sniping pleasure.And if you get alittle cold you always go to the house with the fire place and warm up.Theres a few easter eggs around the map (good luck finding them)and plenty of weapon pick ups.There just hidden a bit.The alphmap is snow and ice i made the ice slick so watch your step.I tell ya i had alot of fun myself just trying to get to the top and slide down the mountains.But thats just me.Theres tauntaun's in there to ride around on and yes they do respawn.I think its really fun to ride them down the slides Additional Information :There are a few bugs nothing extreme.Do to the antiportal placed in the map when your in the chair lift over the town side.you cant see eveything on the other side you mostly see just the terrian.But nothing to worry about.I tried to fix this to best of my knoledge.But had only little sucsess.The bot routes where tricky for me for one reason the rotating door.They sometimes get stuck at the door.Just give they a hand getting thru.///////////////Also if you have the beta (xmas_beta.pk3)please delete that file or move it out of you base before extracting(christmas_final)It will cause problems!!\\\\\\\\ //All of our textures are copyright 2003 OuterLimit Productions so please don't use them with out written consent from us.And please go check out are site that Reyor Wan Semaj has been working hard on for you the community. credits:Special thanks to Reyor Wan Semaj Of MCC mapping alliance For (THE GRINCHS LEAP).Its a very nice peice of automation and very fun ride and im sure it took awhile to produce.So you thank him for that wonderfull peice of work.And also thanks to Reyor for his very talented texture work he provides for me. Beta tested by: // Reyor Wan Semaj Onobi Foondu $Michiel$ AlfHoschi AmokHoschi Tobi-Wahn Susi shadowassasin Quick2 xeno Lil Killa sanj Captain America gothicX JK-->Konsaras WRECKINGCREW Anti-Social-Goth-Boy TheLastJediKnight [VoV]$ilver AnD Vouksh BlueMint New Sounds : no New Objects : Yes New Textures: Yes New Shaders: Yes New Snow effect : Yes New Scripts: Yes New Models: Yes New Music: Yes-4 TRACKS Terrian: Yes Botroute: Yes * How to install * Just put the Christmas_final.pk3 in GameData\base in your game directory, and it is selectable among the usual Multiplayer maps. * Copyright / Permissions * THIS MODIFICATION IS NOT MADE, DISTRIBUTED, OR SUPPORTED BY ACTIVISION, RAVEN, OR LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY LLC. ELEMENTS TM & (c) LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY LLC AND/OR ITS LICENSORS.
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