Cigarette Saber

Hey, here's proof that smoking kills. This'll teach those reborns that cigarettes have a negative impact on thier health. ....OK, better...

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Hey, here's proof that smoking kills. This'll teach those reborns that cigarettes have a negative impact on thier health.

....OK, better stop before I overdo it.

In all seriousness, what's better than smacking people with a laser-emitting cigarette? Aside from hitting them with an inflatable hammer or a rat-flail, that is.

How can I describe this? It's a cylinder from Gmax, textured to look like a cigarette. I'm not even going to go into constructive criticism, because I know 1ShotDoctor's capability goes beyond this little non-violent protest against the new anti-smoking laws.

Hey, if you're mature enough to have a laugh beating your enemies to a pulp with a cigarette without using any puerile jokes, download away. You'll get a good chuckle out of this one, at the very least.

~ Kouen

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NAME: Cigarette Saber

FILE SIZE: 134 KB
FILE NAME: Cigarette Saber.pk3

AUTHOR: 1ShotDoctor

E-mail: bfought@buckeye-express.com

GAME: Jedi Academy (JK3)

CATEGORY: Models>Weapons

DESCRIPTION: This is a cigarette made to be a lightsaber. Also there is staff cigarette saber.

Why did I make this?
Recently in my state (Ohio) a smoking ban was passed making it illegal to smoke within 50 feet of public property.
Although I am a non smoker I feel that the ban is unfair to the following:
1)The elderly. Winter is approaching and they dont need to be forced to be outside to smoke.
2)Small buisness. Small restaurants, bowling alleys, bars, private clubs, pool halls. All will suffer. Some may even have to close down
leaving some people jobless. Jobs are hard enough to find these days.

I made this saber so you can have a smoke in your favorite Star Wars places. Cantinas, hotels, etc, without being punished by law. They cant stop you here.
Remember, if you want to fight the ban, be smart, do it the legal way. Dont keep getting fines for smoking outside of public places.

I DO NOT ADVOCATE UNDERAGE SMOKING!

For those of you that are for the smoking ban:
Do not hate this saber, If anything it shows that a cigarette is a deadly weapon.

Note: There is a new saber on sound. Also, this isnt meant to be a masterpiece, its just a cylinder painted to look like a cigarette for the sake of "protesting".

To use this saber, select it from the saber selection menu, or in console type:
saber cig_single
or
saber cig_dial

Installation: Put the "Cigarette Saber.pk3" in your gamedata>base folder and enjoy!

THIS MODIFICATION IS NOT MADE, DISTRIBUTED, OR SUPPORTED BY ACTIVISION, RAVEN, OR 
LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY LLC. ELEMENTS TM & © LUCASARTS 
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY LLC AND/OR ITS LICENSORS.

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