O o /¯ | IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! _¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
I would end the review right there, but I have a feeling that it would be somewhat lacking in the... informational department if I did that. First, I'll try to inject some educational value into this, so listen up kiddies!
The firing of Shoop Da Whoop lasers, especially in crowded indoor environments, frequently results in personal injury, massive damage and property damage - which, as we all know, is fricking hilarious and should be encouraged among today's hopelessly corrupted youth. Shooping is the mouth version of Falcon Punch. Concentrate win in your mouth, then release. That's why Tacos reverse the Beam, because everyone knows Tacos are concentrated phail.
Right. Now that you all are on the same page as I am I think I can review this file. This is a attempt to liken the default Jedi Academy reborn (Not the new reborns, mind you) to SHOOP DA WHOOP. Unfortunately, it falls quite short. The model just isn't good for this type of thing. It's been dyed black first of all, which is a given and a must when making a SHOOP DA WHOOP skin. The details, however, such as the mouth, are what are lacking. The mouth is all distorted and the eyes are in completely wrong positions. The mouth doesn't even have any teeth or a tongue, and the head comes off looking more like a fish with googly eyes than SHOOP DA WHOOP. The skin also includes a proper SHOOP DA WHOOP head on the back, in case any of you were wondering what it's supposed to look like, and it has some text to tell you what it is. If you want my suggestion for a version 2, make it a wookiee skin and just paste the SHOOP DA WHOOP face on to the wookiee head; it's been done and I assure you it looks very good.
There is an upside to all this, though! The sounds! We have new sounds which include the lazor explosion and the oh-so-famous IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!
If you think you can handle this attempt at concentrated win, download.
Team skins - No. New sounds - IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! Bot support - Yes. NPC support - No?
*********************************** Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy *********************************** TITLE: Shoop AUTHOR: GOOD JAWA E-MAIL: Gamefreakjf1@gmail.com FILENAME: Shoop.pk3 DATE RELEASED: 16 October 2008 -------- CREDITS -------- I did it all but i guess some credit goes to Raven for the reborn model, also Reiko from the AoF clan on JKA and Valtar from the (JAWA) clan on JKA -------------------------- INSTALLATION -------------------------- Put "Shoop.pk3" In your base directory folder/ program files> Lucasarts> jedi academy> gamedata> base --------------------- DESCRIPTION --------------------- "A reborn reskin with the shoop da whoop" face ---------- BUGS ---------- None that I know of. ------------------- COMMENTS ------------------- This has bot support and NEW sounds. ------------------- DISTRIBUTION NOTES ------------------- You may use this modification in mods as long as this read-me is included in your archive, unaltered, and appropriate credit is given. If you distribute this you must include THIS readme unaltered and all credit givin to me THIS MODIFICATION IS NOT MADE, DISTRIBUTED, OR SUPPORTED BY ACTIVISION, RAVEN, OR LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY LLC. ELEMENTS TM & © LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY LLC AND/OR ITS LICENSORS.
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