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I have delved within many a strange land before, but never have I encountered a land such as this.
I warped into a grassy field, with a large hill containing windows in the center of it. It appeared they had some sort of futuristic door attached to it. Being the well-mannered gentleman that I am, I barged into the room without knocking, as knocking generates noise.
Inside were four haggard looking creatures in pajamas and a television embedded in their stomachs. They appeared to be in pain, and with good reason, as that TV looked like it hurt. They told me in tales of horribly slurred speech and giggles of their horribly bland lives, involving eating strange circular toast with smiles on them, and associating with their living vacuum cleaner whose evil cannot be denied, and of course, living under the eternal wrath of the Sun Child, a devious solar being with the face of a newborn, to hide his true demeanor. Serving under him was the strange periscope speaker that would control them with its bellowing announcements such as "Time for Teletubbies," a phrase that clearly denoted that they were forced to perform for the Sun Child. In an act of kindness and irritation, I slew them all and banished the Sun Child forever.
So, as you can see, I unfortunately know too much about the teletubbies, despite my best wishes. That story, however, did not mention bugs or other fun joys that this map contains. You will not receive teletubbies or the devious Sun Child in this map, as the skybox is a simple Yavin one. You will receive, however, the following:
- The devious periscope speaker, complete with animaiton and noise - The tubby house - A shaft that launches you out of the hill - A randomized switch that will either grant you a concussion rifle, turn on disco lights, hurl demonic toast at you, knock over a chair, scream "TIME FOR TELETUBBIES" or probably something else that I didn't notice. - Destructible chairs - Toaster that hurls demonic toast - That vile vacuum cleaner
I noticed only a couple errors that the author didn't..actually the author missed some.
-The Building is not perfect... Don't have time or motivation to fix this -Flowers are too dark - also too lazy to fix it... -Sometimes you fall through the grass... Yes, i should have used terrain. No, i won't use any more time on this map.
Gotta love his conviction ⌐_⌐. Anyway, here's the few things I caught.
- Couple seams in the surrounding terrain and in the sloping hill.
- The demon periscope has some seams that can be visible from certain angles
- The boundaries aren't perfect, and you can fall under the map(what I think bug 2 was getting at)
- The vacuum's vile nozzle desyncs with the rest of the body when near done with its train sequence.
Other than that, I must say it's a rather disturbing recreation of this television show. Well done, minion of darkness. You will more than likely scare many insecure kids here with this =_=
New Textures: Aye New Music: Aye Secrets to plunder: Nay Bot Support: Aye
- Averus Retruthan
*********************************** Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy *********************************** TITLE: The Teletubbieland AUTHOR: Darth Pathos E-MAIL: email@example.com FILENAME: tubbieland.pk3 FILESIZE: 5420 kb DATE RELEASED: 15th September 2008 CREDITS: The great Teletubbies television series was produced by Ragdoll Productions (http://www.ragdoll.co.uk/) INSTALLATION INSTRUCTIONS: put pk3 in base DESCRIPTION: This map consists of the Teletubbies's house, and a bit of it's environment. The house has many interesting features, i played around with scripted brushes, and enough explosives to have a good game. There also is a switch wihich will cause a random event... BUGS: -The Building is not perfect... Don't have time or motivation to fix this -Flowers are too dark - also too lazy to fix it... -Sometimes you fall through the grass... Yes, i should have used terrain. No, i won't use any more time on this map. COMMENTS: It was really fun in weapon FFA with 4 bots. Also duelling here might be interesting... Have fun. THIS MODIFICATION IS NOT MADE, DISTRIBUTED, OR SUPPORTED BY ACTIVISION, RAVEN, OR LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY LLC. ELEMENTS TM & © LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY LLC AND/OR ITS LICENSORS.
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