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| How many stormtroopers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
|Star Wars doesn't have lightbulbs...||32.6% (335)|
|It doesn't matter, no matter how many times they aim at the socket, they'll miss||28.9% (297)|
|'A legion of the Emperor's finest troops'||15.1% (155)|
|One, provided an Ewok doesn't spear him first.||11.8% (121)|
|Start: 07-16-2008 10:44|
|Last: 07-23-2008 16:14|
|#1 - Posted by: Gold_Leader (Member) on 07-16-2008 at 10:58|
Lol, I love this joke :D "It only takes 2. One to fix it, the other to shoot him and get the credit." :D
|#2 - Posted by: Pinguin (Member) on 07-16-2008 at 11:00|
1138! If you don't get that one, you're no true starwars fan! ;)
|#3 - Posted by: trainmaster611 (Member) on 07-16-2008 at 11:07|
this actually made me laugh
|#4 - Posted by: Lord_Ed (Member) on 07-16-2008 at 11:10|
If this question would appear in a movie or game, George's answer would be 1138 of course.
But.. I chose they'd all miss.
|#5 - Posted by: Commander_Fordo (Member) on 07-16-2008 at 12:39|
Whats with the 1138 ???? :confused::confused::confused:
|#6 - Posted by: dynablade223 (Member) on 07-16-2008 at 13:27|
lucas made a movie (his first actually) called thx1138 and in starwars, that number appears here and there.
cellblock 11/38 (leias cell block in ep 4)
the clone commander baccaras number was 1138 etc.
i voted for 1138 :P
|#7 - Posted by: DarthHK (Member) on 07-16-2008 at 15:01|
Boss (the PC in republic commando) was RC/1138
In Galactic battlegrounds all the stormtroopers are THX1138 for some reason.
but.. star wars doesn't have lightbulbs....
|#8 - Posted by: Anakin_Skywalker_Vader (Member) on 07-17-2008 at 03:21|
IDGI-I don't get it!:confused:
|#9 - Posted by: DarthNerd (Member) on 07-17-2008 at 06:16|
the canon answer is:
2, one to do the job, and the other to shoot him in the back and take the credit.
|#10 - Posted by: defgun3001 (Member) on 07-17-2008 at 07:35|
1138 refers to Lucas's first film, THX 1138
|#11 - Posted by: Silver_Foxx (Member) on 07-17-2008 at 10:59|
I voted for the funniest one...."A legion of the EmperorÂ´s finnest troops" LOL
|#12 - stormies r cool o.o - Posted by: Dean_Winchester (Member) on 07-17-2008 at 12:27|
i liked stormies, i always play as the basic stormie
if they dont always win they are admittedly one of the main sources of starwars comedy besides quotes and "kill jar jar" jokes
they were merely a victim of badguydiesalotitus disease, in which aim is decreased severely as is the sense of balance.
i voted for a legion of the empires finest troops
|#13 - Posted by: Anakin12 (Member) on 07-17-2008 at 13:00|
It doesn't matter, no matter how many times they aim at the socket, they'll miss
And to #5 1138 is George Lucas's THX Code number
It appears in all his Star Wars movies like in episode 1 the battle Droid ,Jar Jar knocked over at the end of the movie
|#14 - Posted by: A_Dead_Jedi (Member) on 07-17-2008 at 16:34|
Oh, come on! Who doesn't get 1138?
|#15 - about #13... - Posted by: defgun3001 (Member) on 07-18-2008 at 13:05|
1138 is not the THX code number, it IS a reference to his first film, just google it, you conehead!
|#16 - Posted by: bane_ore (Member) on 07-18-2008 at 21:50|
lol :rock::rock::rock:it dosent matter stormtroopers are to stupid to even think about changeing a lightbulb(plus there is not any in star wars)
|#17 - A legion... - Posted by: jedijed (Member) on 07-19-2008 at 21:08|
A legion of troopers turns the spaceshuttle (or building). One holds up the light in the pannel (bulb?)
Light stick mabey... electro-light... whatever.
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