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You're a Stormtrooper stationed on Endor. All of the sudden, Ewoks attack! You...

...call for backup. 27.5% (306)
...make a new furry little friend. 26.6% (296)
...think 'look at the cute teddy bears.' 18.6% (207)
...barricade yourself in a bunker. 18.2% (203)
...head for the hills! 8.9% (99)
Total: 1111
Start: 01-04-2009 20:38
Last: 01-11-2009 20:43

 #1 - Posted by: EraOfDesann (Staff) on 01-04-2009 at 20:40

Sorry for the confusion everyone -- Mav and I posted polls at the same time. :p

 #2 - Posted by: Jack2066 (Member) on 01-04-2009 at 20:40

Yeah First vote again.... what happned!

 #3 - Posted by: Jack2066 (Member) on 01-04-2009 at 20:40


 #4 - @1 - Posted by: Maveritchell (Staff) on 01-04-2009 at 20:45

And I do not think I've seen that happen before. Files at the same time, yes, polls, not so much. How bizarre.

 #5 - Posted by: LeaNikkaya (Member) on 01-05-2009 at 01:59

Where's the I'm a Rebel! option.?... :(

 #6 - Posted by: Ty294 (Member) on 01-05-2009 at 05:20

Because you have to tink Stormtooper. Me? I'd wait in the bunker and ambush rebels and ewoks the dare to come in.

 #7 - Posted by: delta47 (Staff) on 01-05-2009 at 06:59

"Their just cute little fuzz balls they can't possibly hurt anything" - my first thought even though it isn't entirely true but I would probably beg for mercy and switch sides.

 #8 - Posted by: omerxD (Member) on 01-05-2009 at 09:13

look at the size of a stormie and look at the size of an ewok.... :rolleyes:

 #9 - Posted by: Mr_Bobert (Member) on 01-05-2009 at 10:08

lol I'm actually a rebel in disquise, so I'd make friends with the ewoks and attack the stormies! lolol

 #10 - Posted by: StupidJedi (Member) on 01-05-2009 at 13:29

how can you make friends with something thats attacking you?

 #11 - hmmm - Posted by: Dean_Winchester (Member) on 01-05-2009 at 19:56

where's the "blow 'em away" option? ever notice that the stormtroopers never shot their rifles at the ewoks in the movie? I SMELL SABOTAGE thats why the ewoks won, the stormie rifles were all jammed like a gas station toilet.... your welcome for the image seared into your brain raise your hand if you think the ewoks haxed.

 #12 - *raise hand* - Posted by: kais246 (Member) on 01-06-2009 at 04:28

Yeah wheres the "mercisly slaughter ewoks for the emporor" option?

 #13 - Posted by: Anakin12 (Member) on 01-06-2009 at 07:17

barricade yourself in a bunker.

 #14 - Posted by: Corbec_UST (Member) on 01-06-2009 at 14:50

What 12 said Im a Rebel but if I was a Stormtrooper my first reaction would be to place a shot between its eyes

 #15 - Posted by: Ty294 (Member) on 01-06-2009 at 17:36

Yah. The stormtroopers never do fire at the ewoks. It should have been a massacre.

 #16 - Posted by: Xenophon38 (Member) on 01-06-2009 at 22:09

Set the woods on fire and have an Ewok barbecue. Mmmm!!! tastes like victory.

 #17 - Agree with 12, 14 and 16 - Posted by: impspy (Member) on 01-07-2009 at 12:13

yeah, we should slaughter them, then eat 'em:rock:

 #18 - whuddabout me? - Posted by: Dean_Winchester (Member) on 01-08-2009 at 10:45

i brought up the idea that ewokz haxed and the stormies had faulty weaponry, THEY NEVER SHOT THEIR RIFLES and rocks killing stormtroopers in shock-absorbing helmets and armor is just stupid, the ewoks won because lucas wanted them to, only the god of the starwars universe could make such a feat happen, it was simply a miracle

 #19 - *raise hand* - Posted by: MileHighGuy (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 14:47

what 12 said than feed the scraps the a rancor. ugly freaky things...

 #20 - Posted by: sithen (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 19:33

well its kinda obvious what to do isn't it? MAKE ANOTHER FRIEND!!!:donut::beer:}>

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