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Your ship is exploding and there are only four escape pods left. Who do you join?

Threepio 55.3% (783)
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Jar Jar 30.1% (427)
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Watto 7.5% (107)
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Jabba 6.8% (97)
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Total: 1414
Start: 01-26-2009 21:04
Last: 02-03-2009 18:36



 #1 - Posted by: eaegftw (Member) on 01-26-2009 at 21:19

definitely 3po. Jar Jar would get you killed, Jabba might eat you, and Watto would only look out for himself. At least 3po a) wont do anything to kill you b) be only a little annoying, and c) will do what you ask him to.

 #2 - Posted by: Harmless911 (Member) on 01-26-2009 at 22:54

dont forget d. u can shut him down

 #3 - Jar-Jar - Posted by: Broken_Box (Member) on 01-26-2009 at 23:49

You know why? because then I'de be alone with him at last and I could kill him!

 #4 - Posted by: Jediboy127 (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 05:00

Defenitly C-3PO. Like you said, you can always turn him off. And he speaks english perfectly, too. Jabba might be a problem, because he only speaks huttese (Don't know if I spelled that right) Jar-Jar speaks english, but not very well, besides he's just annoying. Watto would, as said above, would only look out for himself. So that leaves C-3PO. But in all the time I've spent thinking, the ship has crashed and I'm dead. Oh well. Jediboy

 #5 - Posted by: catfish55 (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 06:15

3PO, if the pod breaks you can use him for spare parts.

 #6 - Posted by: Ty294 (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 06:27

Jabba is too big. But I would like to take the time to get a job. (Bounty Hunter baby!!!) Watto wouldn't be very fun to get stuck with. If Jar Jar is in the pod; I'm staying with the ship! 3PO is the best bet.

 #7 - Posted by: caleb1117 (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 07:22

Wow, more people would rather endure Jar Jar, then stuff in with Jabba.

 #8 - Posted by: 41Tommo (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 07:53

Jar Jar cause although he's retarded it'd be quet fun, 3P0 just babbles about random stuff and dosnt shut up, Jabba'd squish me and Watto's alright but a bish

 #9 - Posted by: LeaNikkaya (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 08:27

3PO has an off-switch. and saves life support. doesn't need oxugen, food, water medical supplies...

 #10 - Posted by: lesovikk1 (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 08:40

i chose jar jar because he is slightly funney and when we get to a planet il find a pistol and slot him in the head because he is a noob who cant do any think right and everyone wants to kill him (from what iv read and heard)

 #11 - Posted by: fiodis (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 08:40

Jar-Jar. He was a Senator. If I end up saving his life, he could very well grant me a province on Naboo out of gratitude.... Besides, I don't find him that annoying at all. He was one of my more favorite chars. 3PO you could shut off. Ok. Now what? Jabba is fat. Watto...there's a shred of good in him. Despite being the young Anakin's master, I think he did eventually come to think of Anakin almost like a son. He had none himself. He was devastated when he lost Anakin to Qui-Gon, and I don't think all of that upset was fueled by financial reasons. All the same, I wouldn't want to be in a single pod with him, not because I dislike him, but because I like Jar-Jar better.

 #12 - Posted by: exodus_499 (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 08:56

Ovbiously Threepio - he doesn't smell, isn't annoying and won't only think of himself plus he always somehow survives... Oh, and there's the added bonus that he doesn't use up any air!

 #13 - Posted by: exodus_499 (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 08:57

Whoa, sorry about that - quirky internet is quirky...

 #14 - Posted by: delta47 (Staff) on 01-27-2009 at 09:52

@exodus_499: Cleared it up for you. All depends on whose side I was on, I'm going for Threepio since we all know he survived.

 #15 - Posted by: UNIT33 (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 11:19

You can turn THREEPIO off...

 #16 - JarJar - Posted by: GangsterJawa (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 11:21

To restate something... He was a senator. I agree with fiodis, I liked him. I'm still scratching my head at the 13 people who chose Jabba...

 #17 - Threepio - Posted by: 666rulerofclones (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 11:36

id join in with 3PO because you can shut him down if he gets annoying. Jar jar would do something extraordinarily stupid and your pod would explode and you would die anyway. Jabba would, obvously, take up the whole pod and there would be no room for you.

 #18 - Posted by: Anakin12 (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 12:43

C-3PO Reasons: 1.Jar Jar is clumsy and might crash the pod somewhere 2.Watto doesn't need a Escape Pod(Watto is a wtf answer) 3.Jabb would't fit

 #19 - Posted by: Schofield (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 13:57

Threepio: You can shut him off Jabba: Can you actually share a pod with him, or does he take up all the room? Watto: To smelly Jar Jar: NO I'd have to go with Threepio

 #20 - Posted by: Vice_Admiral_Svar (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 15:04

Threepio-I could share an intelligent conversation with him...for a little while, then there's always the off switch, though that could get boring. Jabba-he'd require like, a small shuttle rather than an escape pod. Plus he'd eat me. Watto-Does he need an escape pod?? Or would he die trying to get all of the ship he could salvage into an escape pod? Jar Jar-He was senator...true, but he'd do a good job of getting both of us killed. So Threepio.

 #21 - Posted by: star_wars_freak (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 16:48

Definitly Jar Jar Binks. I need a good laugh when escaping the Empire!!!:frog: I don't want someone eating slugs crash-landing onto Tatooine. :r Or someone panicking while landing on the spice mines on Kessel. Or someone complaining about having Little Ani back because he needed his pit droid fixed and was En Route to a podrace on Malastare. :mepimp: Speaking of Jar Jar, can someone make map with Jar Jar in it without him using the lightsaber and knife as weapons.

 #22 - READ THIS, you know you want to - Posted by: Dean_Winchester (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 22:21

3p0 jabba no for several reasons watto, wth is he in this poll jar jar, i would kill him with his own limbs, and then tie him up with his ears

 #23 - Posted by: SWBFIIbacca (Member) on 01-28-2009 at 06:21

jar-jar cause im an emo lol.

 #24 - Posted by: DK15 (Member) on 01-28-2009 at 07:28

3PO definately, he can recreate any voice, therefore also play music XD and if he get's too annoying I'll just switch him off.

 #25 - speaking of Jar-jar - Posted by: 666rulerofclones (Member) on 01-28-2009 at 10:45

if any of you have played the Imperial Kashyyk level in the Force Unleashed, if you look close enough in Captain Sturns quarters, you will see Jar-Jar frozen in carbonite. :)

 #26 - C·PO - Posted by: vivaEspain (Member) on 01-28-2009 at 13:55

Jar Jar: I just hate him. Watto: he would ask me to pay for a seat in the pod. Jabba: theres only space for Jabba and no one more. So C3PO. -vivaEspaña :beer:

 #27 - Posted by: ATBolten (Member) on 01-28-2009 at 14:52

I'd chose C-3PO. Jar Jar is funny, but he could get me killed. Jabba is too big and I don't like him. Watto isn't so bad, but I would chose 3PO because he doesn't need oxygen or food and he could be usefull. If he started annoying me, I would just shut him off.

 #28 - 25# - Posted by: supreme_commander (Member) on 01-28-2009 at 16:41

LOL !! I didnt see jar-jar frozen in carbonite in the force unleashed LOL!!

 #29 - Posted by: sithen (Member) on 01-28-2009 at 19:38

Who the HECK would wanna be with Jar Jar?! O.O I chose C3P0...

 #30 - Posted by: c0mmander_bacara (Member) on 01-29-2009 at 07:58

i chose jar jar he could save ur live and u kno i am right if u watch the clone wars

 #31 - Posted by: 41Tommo (Member) on 01-29-2009 at 08:47

oo i'll look for that on force unleashed tommorow =D

 #32 - Jar Jar - Posted by: Cyber_Commando (Member) on 01-29-2009 at 13:35

I would have chosen Jar Jar because he would always do something funny.

 #33 - Posted by: sithen (Member) on 01-29-2009 at 14:00

He could also END your life.

 #34 - Posted by: hammythepig (Member) on 01-29-2009 at 16:24

3-PO you can shut off, Jabba Smells bad, Watto will sell you drugs, Jar Jar will drive you insane with "Mesa" this and "Yousa" that. Therefore, 3-PO is the best choice

 #35 - Posted by: Fluffy_the_RC (Member) on 01-30-2009 at 17:01

Watto. Simply because Jabba would break the pod if he got in, Jar-Jar would be dead within 5 minutes, and 3p0 would try to talk to me, and if I turned him off, he'd become an eyesore who I would destroy. And Watto is way coolio-er than the rest combined.

 #36 - Posted by: Ty294 (Member) on 01-30-2009 at 17:54

If Jabba went on a diet then I'd get in with him lol.

 #37 - Posted by: Crossfire460 (Member) on 01-31-2009 at 13:59

if jabba was in an escape pod, there would be no room left. Watto would smell like a junk yard, and threepio would be complaining all the time, I go jar jar because he will always lighten the mood

 #38 - Posted by: bane_ore (Member) on 01-31-2009 at 19:02

Jar jar always saves evry body in the cartoons so hes the last hope...no the first take note

 #39 - Posted by: Darth_Kenobi (Member) on 01-31-2009 at 19:43

Threepio 1. Multi-language, can talk to alien species when i land 2. Use for spare-parts 3. Will listen to my comands 4. Can always shut him down 5. Useful as a robot 6. Reserve batteries 7. Does the math for me

 #40 - Watto - Posted by: GrdAdmSenza (Member) on 02-01-2009 at 16:15

C-3PO would just whine about being doomed, there wouldnt be any room with jabba,(and if there was, hed probably rape you or something) jar jar is annoying and also always thinks hes about to die. Besides, itd be in watto's best interests to help you survive, seeing as you might be able to help him in return.

 #41 - Jabba - Posted by: Fear93 (Member) on 02-03-2009 at 11:34

Id choose jabba if we where landing on hoth or some cold place, cause then I could cut him open and sleep inside him like luke did with his tauntaun. rofl no seriosly Id choose threepio, same reasons as above

 #42 - Posted by: fiodis (Member) on 02-03-2009 at 16:07

"Sleep inside him"? To everyone making themselves look cool by describing how they'd murder Jar-Jar: why? You're ship's exploding. You stop to murder a Gungan for no apparent reason, and you'd probably not get out in time. And, not to call you a wimp, but there's always the chance you might fail.

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